April 21st, 2008

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• 04.21.08
  to the A*Hole who stole my twinner
  Daily, Please Bear with Me, Running (11)

  OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS for Teal Green 2004 Baby Jogger Deluxe Twinner Congratulations! You are the new owner of a four year-old piece of crap jogging stroller made by the Baby Jogger company, subsequently bought by the Bag Boy Company, bought later by Dynamic Brands, in the quest for monoply over the heavily sought-after niche of value priced men’s, women’s and junior golf and its associated running products. RANDOMBRANDING! You will notice the following improvements in your model that are unavailable in any other double jogger on the market: the right tire has an incipient leak which not only adds to the uniqueness of the ...
  
  

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